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38 faves · 55 comments · Jan 1, 1970 12:00am

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MeeAndYoou · 1 decade ago
A FANfic. So is it like... a fan of or...?
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
A fan of me.
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
IS THIS FOR REAL? OMFG, I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET.
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MEEman · 1 decade ago
Sage, first cell c;, my food is le bacon >:3
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
I think you should play the .
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sama_sky · 1 decade ago
Sama, a cell, anything, because i'm awesome cx
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fizzyglowingrock13 · 1 decade ago
Devlin, , noodles and because I'm sexy lol;)
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sincerelyanonymous · 1 decade ago
i want the part of the , please? which, coincidentally is also my favorite thing to eat. thanks
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RachelLoves143 · 1 decade ago
Rachel, , lasagna, and i think id make a pretty awesome dick...... c;
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smiles103 · 1 decade ago
I'm Jessi, I want the fifth cell, my favorite food is pasta, and I think I should be in because it seems like an awesome fanfic and I'm awesome too! ;)
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skyly · 1 decade ago
I want second cell (: I'm skylor! I don't like food, if I had to say, then Popsicles. I should get this cause I'm lame c:
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silverluver · 1 decade ago
if im not the , i deserve to be either cell 5 or cell 2..... because im just that sexy
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silverluver · 1 decade ago
My name is Annie.
I want the part of the ... i love o.O
My favorite food is either my boyfriend's dick... or his 8===D~O:
I deserve to be in Eric's Story of Awesomeness because I'm a winner, I love , ima and a sweetheart, im not a virgin, im bisexual, i love (LOVE ), anddddddddddddddddd im sexy.


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thatpersonovertehere · 1 decade ago
she is sexy. trust me
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silverluver · 1 decade ago
thanks sweetie you just earned 3 ;)
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thatpersonovertehere · 1 decade ago
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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silverluver · 1 decade ago
i'll swallow too ;)
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I just came.
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silverluver · 1 decade ago
Lol, nice
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thatpersonovertehere · 1 decade ago
OMG
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dinoSAWus · 1 decade ago
I seriously want to be in this. >.> hi. I'm Madge. I want to be everything. lol k. no I wanna be a part of the hairs. My favourite food is everything, except cheese. Ew. Cheese. I should be a part in Erica story of awesomeness because I am applying. I don't apply for anything. You should be pleased.
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theawkwardauthor happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Hey. My name's Grace and I would love the part of the hair because why the hell not. Favorite food: chocolate. And I should get the part because I have nothing else to do with my sad excuse for a life. :D
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DramaForLife · 1 decade ago
My name is Oci. I want to be a cell cause why not? Everyone wants to be the / so whatever. I don't mind being hair if the parts are all taken...

favorite food: whatever food you'll give me
& I want to be in it cause that's hilarious.
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
My name is Tori. WUD UP.
I want to be the . 'Cause it gets all the action.
My favorite food is meat. Any kind of meat. If you know what I mean(;
I should get a part because I'm Tori.
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maryxoxo · 1 decade ago
Name: Mary
Part I want: third cell.
Favorite food: Food
Why should I be in it: Because I am that Damn awesome.
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bye* · 1 decade ago
name; Maria
part i want: the
favorite food: cats
- because i'd be the best damn witty has ever had
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AnaisHeartsYou · 1 decade ago
Name: Anais
Part I want :
Favorite food :
why?: cause i'm better than everyone and i'll suck you diick (:
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AnaisHeartsYou · 1 decade ago
that was supposed to be a winky face cause winky = kinky (;
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
-Name Ellie
-Part you want Hair(s)
-Favorite Food Hair.
-Why should you get a part in Eric's Story of Awesomeness? Because I will eat your hair.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
You cannibal.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
*sexy cannibal.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Fine.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Does this mean if I get the part, I will get in my hair? Think about it.
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