At A Family
Party
Grandma: So... what'chya got there,
sonny?
Cousin: A rubix cube...?
Grandma: Cool... Got girls as friends?
Cousin: Yeah...?
Grandma: oh, good. Good. Got a girlfriend?
Cousin: No.
Grandma: So these girls you're friends
with... they are just friends?
Cousin: Yes Grandma.
Grandma: And you've got your rubix cube?
Cousin: Yes...?
Grandma: You can figure it out. You must have a
lot of time on your hands since you don't have a girlfriend.
Cousin: What are you trying to get at, Grandma?
Grandma: *places
hand on knee* It's
okay to be gay.
Me:
Cousin:
Santa:
Mom:
Harry Styles:
Wes Stromberg:
Obama:
Grandpa:
The old crank pot down the street:
Crocodile in Australia:
Abraham Lincoln:
Bambi:
Everyone Previously Mentioned: *falls off of chairs
laughing and spills everything on the counters, tables, and
plates*
