LIFESAVERS

~ in the classroom ~

The children began to identify the flavors by their colors.

Red   -   Cherry

Yellow   - Lemon

Green   -   Lime

Orange   -   Orange

So, the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.  None of the children knew the flavor. 

The teacher decided to give them a hint.

“It’s what your mother might call your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror.

Spit out her lifesaver and yelled

“OMG THEY’RE AS$H0LES”