Lol so I have a pretty funny story to tell.
Well maybe it's not that funny....
I made a fake guy account.
"OMG Why did you do that? You sick freak!"
Before you start to come to conclusions,
I made the account just so I could see how desperate some of you are.
"We treat all genders the same!"
That's a big fat lie.
I just got on chat, left for a minute to pee, and then came back and had 10 messages.
I got 100 followers in 2 days.
I didn't follow mass amounts of people either.
Think what you want,
but some of you need to re-evaluate your standards.
The guy I made up was a complete jerk.
It was a site model picture!
He looked like a Hollister model!
Those kinds of guys don't usally exist.
Half the time I'd go on chat some girl would say:
"Hi my name is Amy! I'm from Cali & I'm 14 years old! You should call me! Here's my number..."
I'm pretty sure that's a little stalkerish.
You guys never know who is behind the computer screen!
It could've be a 40 year old man for all you know!
Just please have this as a reminder,
you never know who you're talking to on the internet!
Don't get your panties in a wad and tell me what I did was wrong.
I had a point to prove, and I did.

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wallenbee · 1 decade ago
What point do you prove? A point that's already proven 100 times before? This sh*ts getting old.
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AlyssaXx4434 · 1 decade ago
I hate when girls are just desperate, I never fall for it. I saw a 'guy' on witty and I knew he was a fake because his pic was from this website and I've seen it all over tumblr, and he made a quote saying "I'm new here, can someone tell me how to use this site :)" and I was like please.
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JirachiGirl · 1 decade ago
I CRY TEARS OF HAPPINESS. Seriously, some of the girls on this site are just too stupid.
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
oh my goodness
hahaha
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haveaheart00 · 1 decade ago
:) what was the username?
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budcool · 1 decade ago
what the user?
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
You could've just asked a guy what it was like...
Because you're right, that is usually how the chats go and what not...
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Onism* · 1 decade ago
What was the username? :D
This is kind of like "MyNamesDillon" all over again.
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Castiel* · 1 decade ago
omg i was gonna make a fake account and pretend to be a guy as well to prove the same point. but im lazy and i couldnt be bothered too
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SetFireToTheRain · 1 decade ago
i guess we all had that idea, I was thinking of it too ...
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi · 1 decade ago
Lololol good one, what was the username? Just curious because I've seen pleeenty of "guys" here recently that are clearly fake
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frisseko2 · 1 decade ago
Amen
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