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Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Four grade teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I said "can" I was using it's secondary modal form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought that since you were a teacher you'd know that.
My bad. May i go to the bathroom?


I rehersed that a hundred times just to get it right in that moment. Yes I got it from the internet, and yes I really did do this in fourth grade.

 

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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Four grade teacher: I don't know,

26 faves · 8 comments · Dec 10, 2012 8:55pm

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jane :-)* · 1 decade ago
my fifth grade teacher used to do this to me and I would usually just say "yes, I can" and walk out lol
I just realized how sassy I was
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1D_Babyyy · 1 decade ago
what did your teacher sayyy?

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iKenzie · 1 decade ago
Speachless then she just pointed to the door laughing, the entire class was bursting out laughing. :)
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1D_Babyyy · 1 decade ago
thats. freaking. amazing.
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josiewdog123 · 1 decade ago
4th grade sure
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iKenzie · 1 decade ago
My mom showed that to me on the internet because i was always complaining about how my teacher Mrs. Benfer was always saying that to me and it would make me mad. But i mean hey. Believe what you want darling.
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josiewdog123 · 1 decade ago
No, I just mean, how does a 4th grader remember all of that stuff? Dat cray
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iKenzie · 1 decade ago
Oh oh oh, trust me i stuttered but i went over it with my mom like a billion times. But hey english has always been my best subject!:)
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