Me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.

Parents: Okay, let me just get dressed..

AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD,

CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A

BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A

HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.



Parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.

Me: *putting shoes on*

Parents: WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO

DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT

THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU?

YOU ARE SO SELFISH.





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