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Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends` boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I`m cool like that
Black---------because that`s how I roll.
Pink-----------because I`m NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I`m sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I`m AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he`s my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I`m stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I`m a Ninja!
None----------because I can`t control myself!

llol comment what you got!

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justbellaxx · 1 decade ago
I licked an ipod on your car becuz im sexy and i do what i want XD
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ZyyLa · 1 decade ago
I did the macarana wiv my brother in the car cuz im sexy and I do what I want

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booda456 · 1 decade ago
i sang to a goat in your bathroom becuz someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars xDD
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* · 1 decade ago
I danced with a spoon in line at a bank because I'm not crazy.
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MusicFreak24 · 1 decade ago
i smelled a squirrel in a line at the bank because i am not crazy
well ok :)
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crazy1Dfangirl · 1 decade ago
I had lunch with a fireman in an elevator because I`m AWESOME!
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crazyMCRfangirl · 1 decade ago
I jumped on a birdbath in my bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want. XD wtf?
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ridemydino · 1 decade ago
I sang to a monster in an elevator because I'm cool like that.
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drunkengorilla1 · 1 decade ago
-I did the Macarena With a birdbath In line at the bank because that`s how I roll.
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SimplyEllie · 1 decade ago
I danced with a goat in line at the bank because thats how I roll ;)
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fartingturtle · 1 decade ago
I loved an iPod in your bathroom, because that's how I roll.
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Raymatts · 1 decade ago
I kicked a stuffed animal in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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Calliope* · 1 decade ago
I had lunch with a smurf in your bathroom because i'm NOT crazy
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xxcandycakesxx · 1 decade ago
I jumped on a fork at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want:P
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singergirl2017 · 1 decade ago
I did the Macerana with a spoon at the dinner table because I am NOT crazy
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chandana357 · 1 decade ago
i yelled at the phone at the dinner table because i'm cool like that.
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
I ran over a smurf in an elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want
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BittersweetMemory · 1 decade ago
Smelled a banana at the dinner table because that's how I roll! Fml!!
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GracefulBeauty · 1 decade ago
I sang to my mobile phone in an elevator because i'm NOT crazy.
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
I yelled at a squirrel at the dinner table because I'm AWESOME!
Hahaa
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