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xHello · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
why do you ignore me;(
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xHello · 1 decade ago
I'm on chat for once, where yuuu at.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
on chat.. i'm in "Join for Satan" of corse.
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Shortie* · 1 decade ago
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
You have been granted free access to my .
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
can i have that too?
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
You have been granted free access to my .
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Shortie* · 1 decade ago
Thank you <3
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
I vote for tori
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
You've been granted free access to my .
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
WOOOO
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xxCaliLizxx · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Yeah, i'm pretty famous.
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xxCaliLizxx · 1 decade ago
:)
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
sign my shirt
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Okay, I put it right on your boobs. You're welcome.
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
when you said you're welcome it reminded me of awkward. You're welcome
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
What.. I don't even know what you're saying.
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
get out of my face
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
but i love you..
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
thats too baad
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
babe, don't leave me
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
its to late to apoligize
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
Sorry. I'm not sorry.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I'm sorry!
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
i brought you the eric. You're welcome
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
bringmethesex
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
that with the free access to my .
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
aint nobody gonna tell me how to live my life
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
me
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
hug me brothhhha
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Vote*
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Shortie* · 1 decade ago
*Vote*
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
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RandomSmileyFace · 1 decade ago
YES.
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bella5296 · 1 decade ago
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bella5296 · 1 decade ago
Look, I'm missing being able to vote by like 3 months...I'll be 18 in december. I think this arguing is ridiculous because really it's getting you nowhere. I mean, even if you can convince somebody to vote for the guy you like, they can't vote so what does it really matter? By the way, this is MY opinion.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
because I have opinions and you can't expect everyone to get along so why not post politics on witty bc #yolo #yolo #yolo
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
we are getting ready for the highway ahead of us cuz life is a highway. we all wanna ride it all night long.
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx · 1 decade ago
lol too late V
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bella5296 · 1 decade ago
I know...haha
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
go away
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bella5296 · 1 decade ago
that's cute.
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lovegiselleelisabeth · 1 decade ago
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx · 1 decade ago
i love you.
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livelifealltheway · 1 decade ago
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brittrox1234 · 1 decade ago
yes i vote for pedro
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
Vote for me. Because a vote for me, is a vote for .
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TurtleRawr · 1 decade ago
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
and thats the motto
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carebear123 · 1 decade ago
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Jahyvie · 1 decade ago
OMG NO LOL. Seriously BUSH got our country in debt. OBAMA has it headed in the RIGHT direction. He has brought the countrys deficit UP. Besides if Romney is president he said he will maek women pay more because him and his wife believe that women should have LOWER rights then men.
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brittrox1234 · 1 decade ago
obama put 7 trillioninto debt not bush obama was the president who put us most in debt
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Jahyvie · 1 decade ago
NO.HE .DIDNT. Bush did all of this. Bush ruined our country, along with the tragic event of 9/11. Obama has recovered the economy. He has made our deficit decrease. BTW Debt has been something we have carried along with us since the year of 1790. Besides Romney will do NOTHING. Once again he said Women will pay more because he believe they dotn have equal rights. He also mentioned that he woulkd make elderly people pay more with the healthcare plan he has. OVER 100,000 people a YEAR will die because it will be to much for them. Thats all:]
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mizcolettem · 1 decade ago
But isn't George Bush the one who created all that debt, not Obama? He just kind of left Obama with a mess that he's just trying to clean up. He's trying to fix the problem because the last president was the one who started it.
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carebear123 · 1 decade ago
still he said he would fix it and 4 years later...well we all know how that went. hes added 6 trillon more dollars to our debt in the time he was president for. i dont wanna fight and i dont know much either considering im only 13 but ik we have to get rid of obama.
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mizcolettem · 1 decade ago
Alright, I respect your opinion although I don't necessarily agree with it. Fixing a crap load of debt isn't something that could be fixed overnight though, it takes many years of trying and it's not exactly easy when half the country is against you as well. But Obama is trying to do some good things, like making sure everyone has health insurance and helping the lower classes.
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carebear123 · 1 decade ago
hes forcing health care on m=people which i don't beilve is right. also with the michelle obama food policy is freaking rediculas! their assuming everyone child in the country is obese and telling you what to eat. kids lunches are being cut in half and practically traking what we eat. the goverment has no right to tell us what we can and cant eat. and by assuming every child in the us is overwieght means the skinny kids will become freaking anorexic. goverment has to hope the f.uck off.
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
Oh yeah, preach it, god, don't you just hate it when the government provides free healthcare for you and your family, especially when you can't afford it? And especially when over 60% of kids are obese, and the numbers are increasing rapidly, and then they try to get kids to develop healthy eating habits and give them suggested healthy serving sizes from trained professionals?! Outrageous!
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mizcolettem · 1 decade ago
Forcing health care on people? What if it was your grandpa who was dying, but he didn't have the money for health care? What do you do? Just let him die and say "oh well!". This is what he's trying to prevent. Everyone has the right to life and health, even if they can't afford it. And in reply to the food policy, it's only to make kids healthier. They don't want kids to be anorexic, it really isn't that extreme. They are just implementing healthier foods like fruits and veggies and less junk food, and maybe slightly smaller portion sizes. If anything this well help rather than hurt people, kids aren't going to starve. And if you're really opposed to that then just pack your own damn lunch, no one is telling you to buy lunches from the cafeteria. It's up to the child.
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carebear123 · 1 decade ago
but with the lunch thing, if obama wins again, anything can happen. who knows. but its just not right for the gorvement to force this stuff on us. and u havent heard anyone in your school complain about the food policy change? no one like sit. im just saying it wont do much and its intruding on our lives. the goverment is to strong.
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mizcolettem · 1 decade ago
Well I live in California, and at my particular school and town, people are at pretty healthy weights instead of being overweight or too skinny, so it doesn't really affect my school. I guess it all depends on where you live. So I understand, but it's really not that big of a deal if you are clearly able to bring your own food as you need it.
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carebear123 · 1 decade ago
ik my town too and sometimes parents cant always make thier kids lunchs or have the time to so they depend on the school to help them and give the kids what they need. idk all i think is that were growing teengagers and need a good amount of food to get through it.
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deidj33 · 1 decade ago
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dreamtobeyoungforever · 1 decade ago
YES
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brianamae · 1 decade ago
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx · 1 decade ago
leave america if you're not going to contribute.
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Love_Aholic · 1 decade ago
aint nobody got time fo dat.
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blacklace · 1 decade ago
I love you.
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brianamae · 1 decade ago
excuse me? what if i want someone else to be president? b*tch f*ck off
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
because that's who's running and you shouldn't pass up pretty much one of your only opportunities to have a say in who runs the country but ok your decisions
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Cailin Dorothy* · 1 decade ago
There are other people running for president besides Romney and Obama.
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queen* · 1 decade ago
YOU FORGOT VERMIN SEPREME WHO WANTS TO GIVE EVERYONE PONIES.
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brittrox1234 · 1 decade ago
OMG YES!^^^^
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brianamae · 1 decade ago
its my opinion
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blacklace · 1 decade ago
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_g0ldenkiid* · 1 decade ago
I love you. lol
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Jahyvie · 1 decade ago
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katieb0845 · 1 decade ago
i agree
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
^^agreed.
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
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carebear123 · 1 decade ago
thank you for understanding that obamas not good.
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UnicornHipster · 1 decade ago
what's so bad about obama? is there a problem.I'm sure u wouldn't like it if I criticized you like that
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_g0ldenkiid* · 1 decade ago
Exactly.. If I said something about Romney everyone on witty would be telling me off and telling me how dumb I am..
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_g0ldenkiid* · 1 decade ago
lol
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
agreed, you have my vote.
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blacklace · 1 decade ago
but you wont for me.. I'll get my people on you.
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
Thankyou. I'll be sure to make underage legal.
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Shortie* · 1 decade ago
I vote for torayyy. c:
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
A vote for me is a vote for .
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
You have the entire male populations vote.
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
Now I just need the entire female population.
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livelifealltheway · 1 decade ago
Just post a picture of your . Works everytime
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
Or maybe I should just walk around naked all the time. That would get everyones vote.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
indeed
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HowtoHaley · 1 decade ago
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jariley* · 1 decade ago
this made my day. i am a romney supporter, too :)
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Aj01 · 1 decade ago
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queen* · 1 decade ago
You're basic, don't speak.
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Aj01 · 1 decade ago
oh i'm basic? kewl. #nwo2012
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queen* · 1 decade ago
PEasent, you cannot be in my present. I AM THE QUEEN,
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Aj01 · 1 decade ago
no. you're ugly
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queen* · 1 decade ago
And you're stupid because you think romney can run the country #lolno
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Aj01 · 1 decade ago
call me when obama wins..No, you won't be needing my number
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queen* · 1 decade ago
Call me when Romney drives America to the ground. Trust me, you'll need it.
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blondie316 · 1 decade ago
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blacklace · 1 decade ago
I like you.
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blondie316 · 1 decade ago
I like you too!
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livelifealltheway · 1 decade ago
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx · 1 decade ago
*LMS*
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Shortie* · 1 decade ago
*LMS*
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