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Me at the grocery store:
me: *sees crush at RedBox*
me: *yells his name*
crush's mom: *turns*
crush: *too occupied by RedBox to notice me*
me: *keeps walking, cursing the fact that I am not an ostrich*

I have the worst adventures ever.
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Me at the grocery store: me: *sees crush at RedBox* me: *yells

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