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hOW DO YOU POLITELY TELL SOMEONE

YOU WANT TO HIT THEM WITH A BRICK?


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hOW DO YOU POLITELY TELL SOMEONE YOU WANT TO HIT THEM WITH A

154 faves · 8 comments · Sep 27, 2012 8:04pm

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goingp · 1 decade ago
i would like to kiss your gorgious face very softly with a material used for building beautiful structures
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RainbowMarshmellows · 1 decade ago
One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
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lovestardoll423 · 1 decade ago
You don't. Just hit them anyways.
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MissJade09 · 1 decade ago
Let me tell you, oh hi, hello... Here goes, ur a and I never liked you, hears a brick. *lob at head*
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
excuse me, you're an . let me hit you with a brick surrounded by grass.
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phee* · 1 decade ago
In French, they won't understand a word you are saying, then they will look it up and you'll be like BURNNNN!
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SarahDrewIngle · 1 decade ago
"Excuse me, miss. But, would you mind if I dropped this brick near and or on your face, please?"
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ZoeBoe · 1 decade ago
in the politest voice you can handle say "hi um not to mean or anything but i really want to hit u with a brick right now" then just smile at them :D

i did that to my best friends with a straight face which is very hard after i said it we both fell over laughing our stomachs hurt so much hehe it was hilarious
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