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Me at school:

Me: *walks through hallways to get to class*
Me: 'Scuse me.
Me: Pardon me.
Me: MOVE B/TCH! GET OUT THA WAY! GET OUT THE WAY. B/TCH GET OUT THE WAY!
Me:
Me:
Me: Ugh, this class again.
Me: *sits down*

Teacher: *Talks about some sh/t I'm not paying attention to*

Me: Blah blah blabbity blah, who cares
Me: I wonder what some street cat is doing right now
Me: I bet it's acting like a street cat.
Me: Meow, street cat..
Me: You will be rescued one day
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Stares at popular girl*
Me: Nice tan
Me: Because looking like a carrot with a load of pink blush is totally awesome
Me:
Me:
Me: *looks at him*
Me: Awwww, he's so cute
Me: I wish I had him
Me: But Carrot b/tch is always all over him
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: UGHHHH LOVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Me:
Me:OUR BABIES WILL LOOK LIKE ANGELS!
Me: YOUR BABIES WITH MISS CARROT WILL LOOK LIKE MENTALLY UNSTABLE TANGERINES
Me:
Me:

Person: *Cracks knuckles*

Me: Dayum, now I have to crack my knuckles
Me: But I don't want it to seem like I'm copying them or something...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: F/ck it.
Me: *Cracks knuckles*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: OOPS I DID IT A-GAIN
Me: I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART
Me: GOT LOST IN THE GAME
Me: OH BABY BABY..

Teacher: *Calls my name*
Teacher: Do you know the answer to that?

Me: Uh. What?

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