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*Me and my friend checking out a guy in front of us*
Friend: Bro he is so hot!!
Me: I know look at his arms tense
Friend: hmm mmm
*we start laughing*
*guy stands up and his butt is in front of my friends face*
Me: *whispers* look, look, look
Friend: *looks and his butt is sticking out* OMG!!
*both dying of laughter*

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