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lol_lizzy

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Member Since: 11 Nov 2011 04:42pm

Last Seen: 21 Aug 2013 07:50pm

Birthday: August 5

Gender: F

user id: 237063

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  1. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:41am UTC
    My favorite color is potato.
    ....................................................................................

  2. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 10:26am UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  3. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you want to sleep. Then you sleep.
    xD

  4. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Im High
    .......On Skittles

  5. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Today in PE I was getting ready to get out of the locker room when a girl told me
    "Youre really pretty"..... she made my day

  6. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:23am UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
    Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  8. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Me: yess a new notification!!
    Me: *reads notification*
    notification: YourParentsMadeAWittyAnd started following you
    Me: *falls off chair, faints, gets heart attack, and wakes up**
    Me: hehehe heeyy nothing just happened

  9. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfrQ7rlToDw
    Format by Sandrasaurus




  10. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A HELICOPTER??
    :)
    Do ya know where its from?

  11. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 8:47am UTC
    A n d r e I dont understand this!!!!!!!!
    haha(:
    format by sandrasaurus

  12. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Did you know
    laugh tracks were pre-recorded in the 1950's so when you're whatching
    TV and hear the laugh tracks you're actually hearing dead people laugh.
    O.o
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you get up thinking its school
    :)

  14. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Liam: I'll start the song, as usual.
    Zayn: I'll take up most of the song mwahaha
    Harry: Leave some for me!
    Louis: Kevin? KEEEVINNNNN.
    Niall: I'll search with you.

  15. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    TEST YOUR TOunge
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry
    Re-Posting!

  16. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    One Direction: Tell me im a screwed up mess, that I never listen tell me you dont want my kiss that you need your distance tell me a lie
    Me: I just told you four

  17. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    I Love Witty♥
    format from xRawrxitsxJessx

  18. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Friend : I broke up with my Mathbook :(
    Me : Why!? you guys were a great couple
    Friend : Cuz he had too much problems
    Me : *looks at friend*
    Friend : *looks at me*
    Friend & Me : AHAHAHAHAHHA XD

  19. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    you are singing in the shower and some
    one tells you to shut up.♥LMFAO!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. lol_lizzy lol_lizzy
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:04am UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    you smile at someone and they dont smile back.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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