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Me: *steals friends phone*
Me: *trips down flight of stairs hits the ground and slams head on concrete*
Me: 
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: ...... is my ph-
Me: Don't even say it.

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Me: *steals friends phone* Me: *trips down flight of stairs hits

438 faves · Aug 20, 2012 12:18pm

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