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In England not everyone is posh

In Texas not everyone is a cowboy

In Ireland not everyone has red hair


In China not everyone is a genius

In India not everyone eats curry

In Scotland not everyone wears a kilt

In Japan not everyone likes sushi

In California not everyone is blond

In Australia not everyone is a surfer

In Africa not everyone is black.


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In England not everyone is posh In Texas not everyone is a cowboy

368 faves · 75 comments · Aug 17, 2012 8:38am

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livelifetothefullestx3 · 1 decade ago
In El Salvador, not everyone is part of a gang! (I live in Boston, but my family is from there and I hear this every so often).
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N30NC4T · 1 decade ago
In Canada not everybody lives in igloos :)
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dontlickmyhamster · 1 decade ago
I'm definitely not posh at all. Oh, and I absolutely hate tea.
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xoxoEngalndxoxo · 1 decade ago
Im from England and some of the most common people in the world come from there and its save to say im probly one of them!
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Piinksmooke · 1 decade ago
In Africa not everyone is poor -_-!
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elprado01 · 1 decade ago
OMG YES!
My cousin thinks I'm a cowgirl because I live in texas -_____-
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IWishINeverMetHim · 1 decade ago
In Italy not everyone eat pasta -.-
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LaylaIsabella · 1 decade ago
In Israel not everyone is Jwish :3 (i'm not from israel :]
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WildChild443 · 1 decade ago
Thanks, everyone thinks we're really posh and drink our tea with our pinkie's sticking up. Honestly, we don't all drink tea also ._.
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Sock_Monster · 1 decade ago
in my school not everyone is weird! oh.. wait.... yes they are.....
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Sock_Monster · 1 decade ago
CHEERS! IM ENGLISH AN I AINT FRIKKIN POSH :D
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.* · 1 decade ago
Thank you ^-^ I'm Irish and Everyone seems to think we all have red hair
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And they think that we are all ultra religious and homophobic
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And they thin we drink a lot.
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bricutey97 · 1 decade ago
Not all Spanish people a freaking immigrants -_- I'm puertorican/German and people in my school would always ask me how I didn't get caught sneaking into America..LIKE WTF I'm from MANHATTAN. ugh.
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Lunykornio · 1 decade ago
In Spain not everyone dance "flamenco".
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moo · 1 decade ago
i love my country's stereotype. i don't know why other countries are so sensitive...
im an aussie and i love it when americans think it's true
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TinkerTayzbell · 1 decade ago
i hate when people stereotype countries! so annoying!
BTW im Aussie,
& we dont all have those stupid accents,
we dont ride to school on kangaroos
& we dont wear cork hats,
& not everyone lives in the outback,
& its not always hot, we do get snow,
we dont get snakes living in our houses etc.

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monse54 · 1 decade ago
In mexico not everyones poor
In mexico we DO have technology
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HannahKennison · 1 decade ago
in missouri not everyone owns a shotgun
in missouri not everyone dresses like farm people
in missouri not everyone listens to contry music
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couldntfindagoodusername · 1 decade ago
in new jersey not everyone is a "guido"
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Cutiee · 1 decade ago
In Asia everyone is smart.
In Asia not everyone have tiny eyes,
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