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1 dai gurl n boi were walkin down road wen boi fell down drain
boi fell al the way 2 chinna
gurl creyed n creyed n neva saw boi agen
100 yrs latter, gurl was eatting bowl of rise
wen she poored rise, a note fell in2 bowl
the note sed:

dear gurl
i stil luv u
from boi

gurl creyed alot in2 bowl of rise n wished she cood c boi 1 mor time </3


 

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1 dai gurl n boi were walkin down road wen boi fell down drain

62 faves · 36 comments · Aug 12, 2012 12:10pm

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theoutsideworldissoabusive · 1 decade ago
.... i dont get it>.<
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jesusismylovexox · 1 decade ago
wait lolol can you explain this to me? :3
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Chocotastic · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA. Oh god, made my day. I was just sitting infront of my computer, just laughing. xD
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TikTokToo1 · 1 decade ago
LMFAO THIS IS TOO FUNNY oh and *throws dictionary* jk this is awesome
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shanabanana98 · 1 decade ago
I think that was legit the funniest thing I've ever read. MAKE MORE PLEASE!:)
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standstill_lookpretty · 1 decade ago
@I_Dont_Know, none of it really makes sense hahahah
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bribree7 · 1 decade ago
lol at people who thought she was horrible at grammar/spelling ...
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DiNoLuVxD · 1 decade ago
IMA BE CREYINGG TONGEIGHTT
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RawrGeorgiaxD · 1 decade ago
I had to make sure this was a joke by looking at the catagorey, once i saw it was in funny i couldn't stop laughing for like 54365 years. Cx
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Dinocaulay · 1 decade ago
...
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emmygibby · 1 decade ago
wow da stoorie of da boi nd gurl soundz verry sad :( mee cryin rite now :'(
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
*Throws dictionary*
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
Ok, looking past the grammar part, Wouldn't she be dead after the 100 years?
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flossydossy · 1 decade ago
Errr is your grammar a joke? Not being mean just asking ;)
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JJLovie · 1 decade ago
Holy /t my dyslexia won't even allow me to read this
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MitcheyXoX · 1 decade ago
you are literally the stupidest bitcccchhh i have ever known!
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yonkers · 1 decade ago
It's funny how the people who are saying you're illiterate think they're smart by correcting you, but they're actually stupid enough to not understand this was a joke.
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standstill_lookpretty · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAH it's a joke, omfg
1. I'm pretty sure no one who has access to a computer actually spells like this unless they're trolling or are just being reintroduced to society after living in the wilderness for the last 50 years
2. It's obviously a stupid story, and was added to the 'funny' category, not the 'love' or 'inspirational' category
I seriously thought I could post this on Witty and that you guys could understand it was a joke. But no.
And to the people who realized this was a joke, congratulations, my respect goes to you <3

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MyBooksByMe · 1 decade ago
Please. Tell me this is a joke.
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jordan4232 · 1 decade ago
this quote gave me cancer

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