Cleverbot -true story. 

User: Heeeyy.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Do you know why firetrucks are red?

Cleverbot: No, why are you here?

User: Well...firetrucks have 3 wheel, and carry 8 people.8 4=12...there are 12 inches in a ruler.

Cleverbot: I will be nice from now on. I won't hurt you.

User: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler...there was also a ship named after queen Elizabeth. The ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish.

Cleverbot: And.

User: Fish have fins. People from Finland are also called fins...Finland and Russia were at war long ago.

Cleverbot: What are you, then?
User: The Russians were red, and Firetrucks...........
Cleverbot: What are these rituals?
User: Are always RUSSIAN around! Hahaha (;.
Cleverbot: I am Russia.
User: -_- whaaaaaaatt?!?!
Cleverbot: True.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: So why should I read you?
User: Why shouldn't you, huh???
Cleverbot: Why shouldn't I should?
User: Why shouldn't you, should, shouldn't you? BOOM!
Cleverbot: I don't know who you are.
User: Ha, I win...SUUUCKKKAAA!