Me and my best friend
texting,
Hoshi: *Sends pic of mini sword*
My mini sword!
Me: hahahaha!!! Mini sword!
Hoshi: Yep!!!! It slices through justice!!!!!! I will rule the
world!!!!!
Me:Hahaha!!! Now i can't stop laughing!
Hoshi: :-p
Hoshi: Bwahahahahaaa, part of my evil scheme!!
Me: You're insane!!!!!!!! ;D
Hoshi: No, I'm MAAAAAD! Bwahahahaahahaaaaaa!
Me: God please help us!
Hoshi: Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
Me: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! I've now my
own mini sword!!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
Hoshi: Noooooooooo, my plan has been copycated!!!
Whhhhhhhhhhhyy!
Me: Bbbbwwwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now i will rule the
world and you!
Hoshi: Nooooooooooooo!
Me: Hahahahah!!! Your evil plan has back fired!
....................... Man i love being evil
Hoshi: Haha, I upgraded mine to a sword wand!!!!
Me: I upgraded mine to a granade launcher that is resistant to
magic so you can't cast a spell on me!!!
Hoshi: Your "SWORD" is spell resistant, not the
grenades!!! I will make them explode bunny rabbits that poop
rainbows!!!!!
Me: Dude, i have a magic resistant granade launcher. You have a
magic sword....... You lose.
Hoshi: This isn't the last oooof meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me: I hit you on the head with a giant hammer, knock you out.
Shoot you with my granade launcher,............... YOU DIE!
Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoshi: Ggggggggrrrr
Me: Ha-ha!!! I win!! Evil prevails!
We're such nerds!!! :D
