My Aunt looking through my magazine

Aunt: *picks up Tiger Beat*
Aunt: Oohhh Tiger Beat
Aunt: OMG it's Justin Bieber
Aunt: Whoa, what type of pose it that??
Aunt: Big Time Rush's day at beach, OH JOY!!!
Aunt: Ohhh that guy James isn't that bad looking....
Aunt: Whoa is that a beer he's holding?
Me: no....
Aunt: Oh My Gosh that's a beer, how old is he?
Me: I dunno I think like 22
Aunt: Why would they put that in a magazine???? FOR 12 YEAR OLDS??!!
Aunt: oh a quiz, are you the right gal for Cody Simpson
Me: *Face Palm*
Aunt: it says I am
Aunt: Is this One Direction that boy band you love?
Me: Yep
Aunt: oh they're from England 
Aunt: The one with the curls has it going fro him...Is that the one on your ipod?
Me: Yeah it is his name is Harry Styles
Aunt: The blondie is a little cutie!!!
Aunt: Does that boy have his ears peirced...GROSS!!
Aunt: Selena Gomez tells all... OOOHHH I can't wait
Aunt: Oh no girl don't be insecure, own that ponytail, WORK THAT UPDUE!!
Me: *Facepalm* What are you doing with your life?
Aunt: The question what are YOU doing with your life?
Aunt: *Throws magazine on floor and walks out*