(Me and my best friend were sitting at the park, listening to music on her phone and waiting for her boyfriend and my crush to come. Suddenly 'Call Me Maybe' comes on.

Her: I threw a wish in the well, don't ask me I'll never tell.
Me:  *Starts dancing.* I looked at you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Her:  *Dances as well.* I'd trade my soul for a wish, pennies and dimes for a kiss.
Me: I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Her:  Your stare was holding, ripped jeans, skin was showing.
Me:  Hot night, wind was blowin'. Where you think you're goin' baby?
Together: HEY, I JUST MET YOU. AND THIS IS CRAZY-
Her Boyfriend: What the hell are you two doing?
Him: You just scared away all the kids at the park.