PLEASE READ, ITS LONG BUT WORTH READING!
me: *unlocks phone, 1 mssed call, rings caller back*
chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you?
me: hi, i had a missed call form you?
chick: um.. we havent called oyu today sorry you must have a wrong number *hangs up*
me: *rings back*
chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you?
me: *indian accent* hello would you likea tv?
chick: is this some kind of prank call?
me: no, no prank, i have frre tv here for you! i drop off at your house very soon
chick: *hangs up*
me: *calls back*
pedo man: hello welcome to ... child services, how can i help you?
me *hangs up*
10 mins later
me: *calls back*
chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you?
me:  *american accent* well hi theere could i pease have a happy meals?
chick: sorry could you repeat that?
me: yeah sure can i please have a happy meal?
chick: ummm..??
me: can i just please a godd dammn happy meal! for god sakes!!!
chick: sorry.. um..
me: *starts fake crying* pleeease can i have a happpy meal?! :( pleeeeeease!
chick *hangs up*
me: *rings back*
chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you?
me: *lil asian kid accent* hello, can you please help me, i really need your help, please dont hang up!
chick: whats wrong?
me: i cant find my mummy!!!
chick: ok, whats your name?
me: umm.. i dont know my name..
chick: what is your name?
me: ondongo!
chick: um. ok, how do you spell that?
me: O N D O N G O!
chick: ok, ondongo how old are you and where are you?
friend: *hangs up*
me: awh y did you hang up i was gonna say i was 54 and at garden city!
friend: *falls over from laughter*
next day
me: *rings back*
autoanswer chick: sorry, the phone you have called is dissconnected, goodbye.
friend: omfg!!!
me: cheyeeeeeeeeeeeeah budday!!!
^^true story!!!