Today, i walked in to the kitchen to get some food, my brither
stoped me and said he needed to tell me somethhing. knowing it
would be some dumb joke i ignored him. then i opened the fridge i
screamed as the fridge door fell on my ankle, making it swell up.
"i was going to tell you not to open the fridge cuase the
door is broken" said my brother as he walked away smiling.
FML.
