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Member Since: 7 Apr 2011 09:13am

Last Seen: 18 Nov 2015 10:42am

Birthday: June 21

Location: La La Land

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Hi. It's ash2008. (Or Adam) Okay so this girl is awesome. Like, she is totally rad and swagtastic and wonderful. If you don't know her, you're missing out. I thank luck every day that she came into my life. She is funny and smart and sweet and beautiful and cares a lot about the people that are close to her. We have been through a lot together but we are still able to proudly say we are friends. I love her and am really thankful to have her as my friend.

Hello there beautifully stunning person reading this! I'm Rachel.  I'm a sophomore.  My favorite color is purple. See? I have that rocker/cute/edgy style I guess. I'm funny, outgoing, and around that area. I listen to anything. But my favorite bands are first, hands down NeverShoutNever! I love that band. Also WeTheKings (love them), One Direction (really love them), All-Star Weekend, Plain White Tee's. My favorite singers are Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, and Avril Lavigne. My favorite song of all time is Forever and Always by Parachute. It's sad, but also romantic. I love it. <3 I also love the group Cimorelli. I love Shane Dawson, TheGriffKing, The Key of Awesome, and other youtubers. "Outside Looking In" by Jordan Pruitt is my theme song. Just saying. It sums me up. I'm 16. I hear the birthday song on June 21. I am a HUGE nerd, especially when it comes to English, grammar, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, ASTRONOMY! Music is my life. I've been involved with music my entire life. Playing instruments, singing, writing,etc. I play guitar, some piano,  I sing and compose. I love writing as well. It's my other true love. My poems got published. YAY. I write stories as well. I love reading.  I'm witty, funny, and all around loving. I am extremely wise, so I can give you advice anytime you want it. I've been through a lot, things you wouldn't imagine. I'll always be here to help.  I'm insecure and weird. I'm loud too. I love food. It's my true love. I'm forever alone. I'm serious.  I would tell my life story like most Wittians have, but I can't. It's too much, I would cry. Plus, I feel like I can only tell my best friends. Get to know me and I will tell you it. Warning, it is really...shocking I guess? Anyway. My best friends are Chelsea, Nicole, Rachel, Adam (ash2008) I already wrote my thoghts on him on his profile, Krisite, Brandy (grunge1996) I love Brandy with all my heart. She's been my bestest friend for years. Not only on Witty, but in real life. She's just...amazing., Enea (soliderbear4)
I love that girl. Follow her pleasey-weasey? It would mean everything to me. ANND Eilish! (hateandlove). That girl is truly awesome. She is like a sister to me. I love her dearly. She's funny, GORGEOUS, smart, and everything that is good. Haha.  Thank you so much for putting up with me and being there for me. It means a lot. Follow her too pweasey-weasey? Thank you!! Follow me, I follow back. Thanks so much! <3  I have a youtube channel. Rachie666. Woo. I have a twitter too. @RachelPlott. Thanks for reading!

Enea Hacking :) Loljk, it's Batman. Or yanno, YOUR LONG LOST TWIN ;D Guise. Rachel is the coolest person in the world. Ligit, I worsip the ground she steps on. You should too, or just follow her. That's cool too :) She's the bomb, diggy. Watch out for those sea bears. The ovals get me everytime...
Love you Rachel :), Enea (soliderbear4)

RACHEL/SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3

You are so fantabulastically (just made that

up haha) AMAZING! You're so sweet, and

funny and nice and gorgeous, and a great

singer, I LOVE YOUR VOICE :3

And your face... perfection! Like I can't

even describe your lovely-ness! It's so

fantastic! Your face I mean haha I wish I

could have it, I would love it forever haha

feel free to mail it to me if you don't want it!!

Anyways, we've been friends for a long long

time, and I'm so glad I met you, I love you!

You're special,don't EVER EVER EVER


Love forever, Eilish :3 <3


&&Sorry if I messed up the spacing on your

profile haha :L

I had to outline in blue cause I wrote in

white and it didn't show up XDD *Please

excuse my confusion haha*


Then she became squishy...

And thus, Squishy Rachel was born.

That's the story of Squishy Rachel's life. Isn't it beautiful?
You know what else is beautiful? MY SQUISHY RACHEL.
Yep yep, that's right, I own you :3
You belong to me forever and ever and EVER.

Where do I even start with Squishy Rachel..?
This kid, this lady, this amoeba....
I'm kidding. Squishy Rachel is not an amoeba silly! At least not that I know of.... hmmmm I guess we'll find out eventually.


^^^How did that get there?
Who wrote that?

Pizza men like Squishy Rachel ;)

...That sounded weird. I'm sorry XD

I'm a freak....

Oh yeessss, if you don't already know, my name is Non-Squishy Eilish :D

Squishy Rachel is perfect.

^^^That will be you being smacked by a book if you don't believe
Squishy Rachel's perfection :p

Guess what Squishy Rachel?
Non-Squishy Eilish loves you!


You know what else I really like? Hedgehogs. THEY'RE SO CUUUTTEEEE. Guess what? Im 2nd grade I held a hedgehog!!! HIS NAME WAS JASMINE... well, it was a girl ahaha

If you're mean to my Squishy Rachel I'll push you off a cliff. Got it? And I really don't care if I go to prison for protecting my Squishy Rachel <3

Yes, I am a freak ^-^






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I'm sorry for making your profile all long ahahaha
but I'm not done yet....

One day I'm gonna meet you (or just show up at your house and hide under your bed) and it'll be just like the movies and we'll be so happy and I'll cry cause I'll finally get to meet my sissy and I'll hug you forever <3

You should listen to Squishy Rachel sing!!!!!!! It's amazing 0__________0

Like, that is perfection :3

I love you to forever and back, you mean so much to me. I'm glad to have you as my bestfriend and sister Squishy Rachel. <3

vvv This is for you :)

RACHEL I LOVE YOU, and I'm sorry for the longest time I was so busy. BUT I MET YOU ON THIS VERY SITE, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? Oh man that was the greatest. I honestly don't know how to add gifs to this since it's been a while since I've been here, BUT IF I COULD, IT WOULD BE A FUN ONE I CAN TELL YOU THAT.  I'm feeling super sleepy and I feel if I go on, your follwers would think I'm the weirdest person alive, becAUSE I'M RUNNING ON LESS THAN AN HOUR OF SLEEP. Don't stay up all night playing video games, I'm honestly one blink away from passing out. 
" MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS MY BEST FRIEND/SISTER/WIFE/CREEPER. (BRANDY) <3 WE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR EACHOTHER!" I lOVE YOU! Rachel your so beautiful and talented...ew i just sneezed like all over my phone..anyway ily :)


  1. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    I was born to tell you I love you.

  2. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    Life is a beautiful struggle. <3

  3. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    Confession: I screamed when the real Witty Profiles twitter account followed me back.

  4. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    When people bring you down, all you have to do is get up, dust yourself off, wipe the tears, raise the finger, and walk away with a smile that says, "Everything will be okay."

  5. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:06am UTC
    My guy best friend, I believe, deserves the best boyfriend ever award. He told me he went dress shopping with his girlfriend who he calls Princess, and when she came out in a dress he broke down crying at how beautiful she looked. He said it reminded him of a wedding dress and it got him emotional. He made me cry, it was so romantic. See? There are guys out there who aren't jerks.
    I'm so proud to call this guy my best friend. ♥

  6. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    Dear b*tch,
    While you're talking behind my back, why you go ahead and kiss my a** while you're back there.

  7. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    Oh kiss me like you mean it, like you miss me, 'cause I know that you do...

  8. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    "I'll never be your mother's favorite. Your dad can't even look me in the eye. If I was in their shoes I'd be doing the same thing. Saying, "There goes my little boy walking with that troubled some girl. But for you, I'll try, I'll try, I'll try." - It Will Rain by Bruno Mars.

  9. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    I know I don't post quotes as much anymore, but that's not because I forgot about Witty. That's not it at all. It's just that, I'm growing up. Witty has helped me a lot throughout the years I've been on it. The people on here are ones I'll never forget. I'm ready to leave Witty yet. I promised WItty that I would leave it when I gradute high school, which is in 2 years. I need Witty for two more years before I say my goodbye.
    Now I'm making a new promise. To come on here and post quotes like I used to. I feel bad for neglecting my Witty, and I'm making it up by posting more. Thanks to my Witty family, you guys helped me more than you think. <3

  10. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 11:26am UTC
    As we get older, we realize that who we were in the past, doesn't make us who we are. Nor does what we do in the future. It's how we live our lives now that determine who we truly are.

  11. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 11:35am UTC
    That look you give your friend when you both see a cute guy walks by.

  12. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    Sometimes I just want to curl up in a ball and cry a river.

  13. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Whatever I did to have people treat me the way they do, I'm sorry...I didn't mean to...I'm sorry...

  14. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again

  15. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    Quick message to all of you, you are worth so much more than you think. Someone out there thinks you're beautiful. Someone out there think's you're meant to live. Someone out there smiles because of you. You may not know that person, but you mean the world to them.

  16. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    R- Reality
    M- Mean
    A- Associations

  17. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    That amazing moment when Witty Profiles follows you on twitter.

  18. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    He stole my heart without even trying.

  19. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    You're strong, beautiful, and smart.
    But if you let them tear you down,
    All you've become is weak, ugly, and stupid.
    ~Odd Girl Out

  20. emogirly1996 emogirly1996
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    I had to write a poem in class about someone we know who is/was struggling. I decided to write about my witty sister/best friend Eilish. I love you Eilish :3
    Extraordinary Eilish by Rachel (emogirly1996)
    I love the way Eilish (hateandlove)
    knows how to give advice,
    but doesn't know how to take it.
    She reads it, but doesn't believe it.
    She hears it, but doesn't listen to it.
    She knows it, but doesn't feel it.
    She teaches it, but doesn't learn it.
    But I must let her know.'
    I must let her believe it.
    I must let her listen to it.
    I must let her feel it.
    I must let her learn it.
    Yes, I must make her believe, listen, feel, learn
    that she is extraordinary.


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