*my mom
wearing new earrings*
me: nice earirngs, mom. where did you buy them?
mom: i didn't buy them, they were your
grandma's. there is a tragic story behind those
earings...
me: omg, what is it?
mom: well, your grandma and her friend sofia were
bestfriends. they were on a boat to move here to america. they
became very close. one day, sofia got very sick. she
couldn't properly breathe, move or talk. it was horrible.
your grandma went to visit her everyday. one day, sofia gave
her some gold earrings. she died shortly after... she kept them
all this time.
me: wow, what a stor---
mom: LOLOLOLOL IM KIDDING BOUGHT THEM AT WAL-MART YESTERDAY,
k bye.
and she left.
wtf mom.
