Me Cleaning through my closet:

Me: *opening box of junk* what kind of crap is in here?
Me: eww, i can't believe I liked this stuff.
Me: BELLA SARA!!! OMIGOSH I HAVE LIKE A BAJILLION CARDS!!!!
Me: HORSEY HORSEY HORSEY. Pretty horsey. Woo that horse is UGLLLY why did i even have this one?
Me: Plain cards. Fantastic.
Me: What's next in my box of treasures? ARGH ME MATEYS!
Me: OOOOOOOOOO. Fancy fairy puzzle. MUST DO NOW!
Me: *ten minutes later* well that was a waste of time.
Me: My little PET SHOP! I love these thingies!
Me: I guess I have to give them away....but maybe not.
Me: They'll never know they're in my belt drawer! NO ONE WILL KNOW!!!
Me: Hmmmm...more cards. What the heck was I? A child Poker dealer?
Me: Wait....These are POKEMON CARDS!!!! I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!!!
Me: Huh. Don't have Pikachu. Poop.
Me: EEVEE! Omigosh and i have all the evolutions. *total nerd moment* AWESOMEEEEEE
Me: Stop Shanz. Your an embarrassement to the human race.
Me: Ow! I cut myself with a pokemon card.WTF!!!!!
Me: HOw the H*ll do you cut yourself with a POKEMON CARD?!
Me: Oh well. I guess I won't end up giving any of this stuff away. What shall I tell them?
Me: Wabbufett has sentimental value to me.