TRUE STORY.
A few days ago at soccer practice, my soccer team had to play a scrimage against the boy's soccer team. My friend Nick had the soccer ball, so I ran over to him and cut him off from the ball and I scored a goal! As I was running to the bench, I saw Nick standing there with a glum look on his face. I walked over to him and asked him what was wrong. He replied,

"You didn't have to cut me off! Make out like it never happened and  that that was nothing! I don't even need that ball! You got that fricken goal and I feel so rough."