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Kelsey

I'm coming down on my private jet to see you. Dinner reservations at 7:20. Dress fancy. I'll be wearing a bow tie with a top hat and monocle along with my attire.

yayayayay! so excited♥ date night! we can go to naples?
Too expensive. We're going to McDonald's.

....alright then. You have a private jet yet we dine at McDonald's..
I spent all of my money on the private jet.

Real Conversation. I'm weird like that.

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Kelsey I'm coming down on my private jet to see you. Dinner

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