rshrao5 · 1 decade ago
must.... text.... someone
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elprado01 · 1 decade ago
Me: You took care of the body, right?
Friend: Yes, I ate it

I love her :P
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AleeCash · 1 decade ago
me; you took care of the body last night, right?
boyfriend; what body?!
me: wrong person...
boyfriend: kay well.. i gtg
me: ;)
boyfriend: dont text me or ever look at me every again :p
me: maddd
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jane :-)* · 1 decade ago
Me: You took care of the body last night, right?
Friend: yes, yes I did.
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xxBiebers_Gurlxx · 1 decade ago
Friendd: lmaooo, my girlfriends body? oh yeah, i took care of that;D
LMFAOOOO
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AnimieChic · 1 decade ago
Me: You took care of the body last night, right?
Random person online: Which one, the one i killed or the one you killed?

Me: Both >:}

Him: I put beer bottles in their hands and stuffed their mouths with drugs so it looked like an overdose, and sent them naked down the stream >:D
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TigersAreCuteerthanYou · 1 decade ago
Me : You took care of the body last night , Right ?
Friend : What body ? :o
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Best_name_ever24 · 1 decade ago
me:You took care of the body last night, right?
bestfriend: pshh what body i don't know what you are talking about
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girlbehindmask1996 · 1 decade ago
boyfriend: hey babe
me: you took care of the body right please tell me you did
boyfriend: Babe of course I did I don't want you in jail.
me: *sigh* thank god
boyfriend: I also washed the dagger and burned it
me: I love you
boyfriend:I know
me: btw what did you do with the body
boyfriend: Buried it in the backyard of your exboyfriend
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livelaughandalwayslove · 1 decade ago
friend: ummm.... it hought you did
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_LoveSuicidexo · 1 decade ago
me: You took care of the body, right?
friend: ...F*ck
me: You didn't do it?! Dude come on...
friend: I'm sorry! Caitlin told me to take care of the other one!
me: WHAT? I never agreed to have her in on this mission! Ugh..whatever, just, please take care of him before the cops get suspicious. I'll take care of the money. Okay?
friend: THE GIRL CAME BACK TO KILL THE OTHER ONE!!
me: ...he was already dead.
friend:
me: Wtf is happening?
friend:
me: I think it's the Zombie Apocalypse!!
friend: oh dear god.
friend: ANOTHER A7X SONG!!
me: We are going to get our brains and innards eaten by zombies and all you can do is think of A7X??
friend:
me: THAT'S IT! I have had it! YOU'RE FIRED.
friend: FINE!
me: FINE!

:P gotta love us.
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
Me- You hid the body last night right?
Friend- Mhmmm don't worry
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funnyquote99 · 1 decade ago
Me: you hid the body
Friend Of course i did :-)
Me Where?
Friend:Up your butt and around the corner, go fetch!
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
Me: You took care of the body last night, right?.
Her: About that, I hid it in your back yard, don't bother trying to put it somewhere else I already called the cops. I have the money and I'm going to Rio.
Me: HOW COULD YOU! WE WERE IN THIS TOGETHER.
Her: Not anymore, we ain't!


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Miss_OK16 · 1 decade ago
Me: You took care of the body last night, right?
Big Bro:Yea of course I remebered.

And this is why I love him :)
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SkinnyJeans1113 · 1 decade ago
me: you took care of the body last night right?
her: yeah i buried it on the beach with the others
me: okay good
her: you still have the knife?
me: no its in the bottom of the ocean
her: okay good that should erase all the fingerprints
me: yeah but its on the bottom of the ocean so it wont matter
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moonstone7777 · 1 decade ago
Me- did u hide the body?
her-what r u talking about?:)
Me- Answer me I don't feel like goin 2 jail!!!!!
her- dumb what u talking about?
Me- did u hid the body?
Her- we will talk about this later
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peacelovedance1297xo · 1 decade ago
Her: Oh yeah, I hid it on the second page of google. No one ever looks there.
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words_of_a_disbeliever · 1 decade ago
my boyfreind.. he goes yea, yours<3
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randi* · 1 decade ago
Me: You took care of the body last night, right?
her: Yep
me: Where'd you hide it?
her: That's for me to know and you to never find out!
me: I thought we were in this together!
her: Nope not anymore hahaha
me: It's in my yard isn't it.
her: Maybe...
me: BUT THE COPS WILL FIND IT AND WE'LL GET ARRESTED!
her: No you'll get arrested cuz there's no proof I did it!
me: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS YOU SAID IF WE GOT CAUGHT WE'D BOTH TAKE THE BLAME?!
her: Nope I was lying! Hahaha
me: ...you called the cops on me didn't you
me: You did! I hear them!
me: Now I have to go to Canada thank you very f*cking much.
her: APRIL FOOLS! That's not the police it's me making strange noises into a megaphone!
me: Haha very funny. But you took care of it right...
her: Haha you're weird...
butyes.

hahaha&hearts;
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