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Girls:

1. We all eat Ben and Jerry's or chocolate when something is wrong (it makes it all better)
2. We trip up the stairs
3. We fall too hard, and too fast, and all we can hope is that someone will catch us before we hit the ground
4. We cry at animal abuse commercials... e.v.e.r.y. t.i.m.e.
5. We all listen to sappy love songs and wish our lives were something like that
6. We all love trying on high heels
7. We hate it when guys act like jerks when they're with their friends, even though they acted like Prince Charming when they were alone
8. We all want to be kissed in the rain
9. We want to be treated like princesses
10. Taylor Swift songs describe at least one event in our lives
11. When we are with our best friends, we just sit there and talk or laugh all we want
12. We all love stealing guy's hats
13. We are all really good at hiding our feelings
14. We would be completely fine to just hug himfor hours
15. We all want to get that call at five a.m. saying, "I just wanted to say I love you."
16. We all want be called 'Babe'
17. We all love those moments when we can just sit there and think
18. When somebody gives us a detailed set of instructions, we forget all of them within the next five minutes
19. We can die inside and smile/laugh at the same time
20. We are all capable of loving someone with all of our hearts, even if they don't feel the same way
<3 Fave if any of these describe you


Some of these are mine, some aren't

 

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Girls: 1. We all eat Ben and Jerry's or chocolate when something

429 faves · 11 comments · Mar 28, 2012 6:23pm

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NeumNeum97 · 1 decade ago
Every single one of these describe me :)
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neoncolorsxx · 1 decade ago
you're not supposed to make "fave if" quotes anymore. Buut I agree with all of these except for 16 ahhaha
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slipper012 · 1 decade ago
I don't like 16...
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Kamileon · 1 decade ago
For me, number sixteen is wrong.
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torikrohaa · 1 decade ago
every single thing on this is sooooooo true<3

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ShannonSpongebob · 1 decade ago
i dont generally cry @ the animal commerecials, but most of the others describe me...x
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yumyum76 · 1 decade ago
nearly everyone dont describe me
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
I don't cry at animal abuse commercials... e.v.e.r. lol
but everything else is pretty legit.
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rosalinda101 · 1 decade ago
these totally describe mee!!
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fuckyou224 · 1 decade ago
everything!
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OliviaGrace17 · 1 decade ago
everything on this list describes me!
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