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*smoke detector goes off while my uncle was cooking breakfast in the pocconos*
my uncle: FIREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for door*
all my cousins/brothers: AHHHH!!!!!!! *run out the door*
all my aunts/uncles/my dad: SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!! *runs outside after everyone else*
me: *rolls on the ground* STOP DROP AND ROLLL!!!!!!! *starts rolling towards the door*
last person out besides me(dad): *slams door right infront of me*
me: * walks out 5minutes later and stars at everyone*
everyone else: *stars at me*
me: thanks guys nice to know you care!! *walks back inside*



i love my family<3
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*smoke detector goes off while my uncle was cooking breakfast

46 faves · 2 comments · Mar 18, 2012 7:29pm

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jessdillon1234 · 1 decade ago
hahaha i felt so loved after that !
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Amazing_Stories · 1 decade ago
omg, that seems like something my family would do to me LOL
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