This is hilarious! ♥

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

comment what's yours (;

I yelled at a monster sliding down a hill because I'm NOT crazy. ♥
- ICECREAMFOREVER.xx -

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This is hilarious! ♥ Pick the month you were born: January-------I

39 faves · 48 comments · Mar 11, 2012 7:09am

yuzermali · 1 decade ago
I yelled at an iPod sliding down a hill cause im cool like that.....<--true daat,ahaa.
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xoxjillxox101 · 1 decade ago
i danced with a goat at the dinner table because im a ninja..... thts pretty epic
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loserbitch* · 1 decade ago
I karate chopped my phone in my car because Im AWESOME!! sounds like me..
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emmaxxmay17 · 1 decade ago
I did the Macarena With a Llama under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
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macjohnson8 · 1 decade ago
I karate chopped a ninja in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want.(:
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jemimax · 1 decade ago
I loved a snowman in line at a bank because i'm NOT crazy♥

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Just_Me* · 1 decade ago
I kicked a stuffed animal in line at the bank because I'm NOT crazy :)
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Always_Let_Down_By_You · 1 decade ago
I jumped on a birdbath in an elevator because Big Bird said he was my leader
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Katherine * · 1 decade ago
I jumped on a homeless guy In line at the bank because that's how I roll. LoL
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SweatBandit · 1 decade ago
I smelled a fireman at the dinner table because the voices told me too.
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GrimReaper · 1 decade ago
I licked a smurf in an elevator because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
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rne_rabt_111 · 1 decade ago
I sang on a fork at the dining table because I'm not crazy .. doesn't make scense and this was my idea ..
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hesnotworththetears · 1 decade ago
i karate chopped a snowman in my car because im awesome
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OneDirection2012 · 1 decade ago
my mums: I sang to a llama riding down a hill because I'm NOT crazy.♥
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emilypoet25 · 1 decade ago
I ran over a football player in the elevator because the voices told me to
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iwillneverforget · 1 decade ago
I ran over my brother in an elevator because Im sexy and I do what I want
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NyanCah · 1 decade ago
I yelled at a surfer in your bathroom cause im sexy and i do what i want ... LOL :D X
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confusedteenswitty · 1 decade ago
I licked a stuffed animal in line at the bank because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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shouq225 · 1 decade ago
I danced with a banana in an elevatorbecause I'm sexy and I do what I want .. LOL COOL !!

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MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart · 1 decade ago
i had lunch with a homeless guy in the line at the bank because i'm sexy and i do what i want,
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