One bright summer day an attractive
young lady, very much the debutante, went up on the roof of
her London hotel for some sun bathing. She laid down in a
likely spot but noticed that in a few minutes the shadow of a
neighboring building began to cover her legs. She sat up and
looked around for a better location. Off to her right was a
large flat area that couldn't be overlooked so she moved
to it. She turned around slowly and noticed that no one was
in sight. She smiled and proceeded to remove her bathing suit
top, then her suit bottom, laid face down, draped a towel
across her rump, and drifted off to sleep. Some time later
she woke and opened her eyes to see a pair of
brightly-polished shoes in front of her. She glanced up. An
officious-looking man in formal attire stood at near
attention, carefully avoiding looking down at her.
"Madam," he said stiffly. "I am afraid you
cannot sun bath here." "But why not?" she
asked. "I'm up here all by myself and I'm not
bothering anyone." The man cleared his throat
uncomfortably, "Madam, you are sunbathing on the glass
roof of the
restaurant."
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