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If a cop

Ever pulls you over
And says, “papers”.
Say “scissors, I win” and drive off.


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If a cop Ever pulls you over And says, “papers”.

1957 faves · 7 comments · Feb 1, 2012 2:56pm

ThatsSoMeee

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ThatsSoMeee


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HottDamnx10 · 1 decade ago
I wish I was like that! :D
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kylaz323 · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4796913
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hfaust11 · 1 decade ago
and drive off like a boss

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neverenoughh · 1 decade ago
...they say "license and registration"..
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twiterpatedgrl · 1 decade ago
and when you get arrested, say its witty's fault
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AwesomeUsername · 1 decade ago
Get arrested... LIKE A BOSS.
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Lexi_Is_A_Boss · 1 decade ago
Yeah thats gonna get you far!
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