Witty Profiles
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was
born in 1939.
Both
assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln
was shot
at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln
' made by
'Ford'.
Lincoln
was shot
in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in
a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln
was shot,
he was in Monroe
,
Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn
Monroe.
17 faves · 5 comments · Jan 20, 2009 5:48pm
mywish4u
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1 decade ago
omg thats weird! 0.0 (John n lincoln must b laughin their heads off with eachother in heaven, huh?)
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disappearing_taco
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1 decade ago
that's awesome! I knew some of those, but not alot of them xD
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xflyingferretx
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1 decade ago
that's so... effing... cool.
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J_Witty97
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1 decade ago
oh my gosh!
that is so weird!
i am a bit creeped out :]
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waterford08 · 1 decade ago
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everything is absolutely correct except the last one.marilyn monroe was dead a year before j.f.k was assassinated.