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Hey!!!
Here's a little about me:
My name is Alyssa=]
I LOVE NEVERSHOUTNEVER<3
I am the quiet one, but my friends know that I am really loud and crazy! I get straight A's, but I have the common sense of a retard;] I love skateboarding and am always either wearing something from Pac Sun or Hollister. I am not very girly, so yeahh :D I always have my IPod Touch with me, because music is my escape from the world. (:
I mostly listen to Panic At The Disco, but I also love ,Nevershoutnever,Stephen Jerzak,Owl City,System Of A Down,Escape The Fate,ATL,etc
<..I love my life.I hate my life..>
I hope you like my quotes,but if you don't, I could care less.
Talk shit about me, and you WILL be sorry. I can be VERYY agressive&&mean. That side of me doesn't show alot at school, but yeah I can be mean. So people don't usually dare to get on my bad side. But I am definetly nice to people that are nice to me=] SOMETIMES :D
I enjoy swearing.I enjoy it alot.
And I am addicted to Monster Energy(;WOO!!!
xD
<<L0VE iiSN'T JUST A MAYBE THiiNG>>

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alyssa112
posted a quote
July 23, 2009 12:51am UTC

If those little kid
comedy shows are so funny...
then why do they have to
put fake laughter in the background
to tell you when you're supposed to
LAUGH?

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alyssa112
posted a quote
July 23, 2009 12:47am UTC

Do the hoedown,throwdown!!!
*pushes Miley down the stairs*
HOE IS DOWN!
sorry, i made this quote up on the spot. :p

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alyssa112
posted a quote
July 18, 2009 1:12pm UTC

Your eyes are blue like the ocean,
and baby, I'm lost out at sea.
did the sun just come out,
or did you S M I L E at me?
cute-stephen jerzkak, this song is adorable (:

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alyssa112
posted a quote
July 18, 2009 12:49pm UTC

some people are like slinkies
good for nothing
but their still fun to look at
when you push them down the stairs !!!

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alyssa112
posted a quote
June 5, 2009 10:47pm UTC

iloveyousomuch
Want one? request the colors and quote and I will make you one!! Also,check out my box-quote thingiee requests [idk what they are called]

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alyssa112
posted a quote
June 5, 2009 6:09pm UTC

He gave her 12 roses; 11 real,
and one fake &&he said I love you till
the very last rose dies<3333333
[[not my original quote]] this is my first attempt at a fade

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alyssa112
posted a quote
June 3, 2009 8:50pm UTC

&&I'm just like a p r i n c e s s
I don't lift a finger!
[[except my middle one]]
credit to me, because this is my motto(":

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alyssa112
posted a quote
May 22, 2009 10:11pm UTC

&&If everything was perfect from the start,
life would never have happy endings.
actually,theres no such thing as a happy ending in life...
because when life ends your dead.
and people you know might even be happy.
...about your ending.
1OO% my quote---credit<3

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alyssa112
posted a quote
May 13, 2009 5:34pm UTC

♥&&Y0U LiiFT MY FEET 0FF THE GR0UNDD
Y0U ~SPiiN~ ME AR0UNDD
Y0U MAKE ME CRAZiiER♥

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alyssa112
posted a quote
May 11, 2009 3:01pm UTC

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alyssa112
posted a quote
May 11, 2009 2:50pm UTC

You make me happy
whether you know it or not
-NeverShoutNever-

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alyssa112
posted a quote
May 6, 2009 5:34pm UTC

I love him but I cannot show it<3;
want him but he cannot know it;
need him but I know it'll never be;
if only he needed me<3
[[I love him so much]]

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alyssa112
posted a quote
March 18, 2009 7:36pm UTC

REALLY FUNNY:
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.
"Daddy, Where does poo come from?" she asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is
already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
The little girl looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
"And Tigger?"
LOL did you get it? it took me awhile at first, but then I cracked up. Comment if u dont get this,fave if u do!

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alyssa112
posted a quote
March 15, 2009 1:32pm UTC

someone on witty gave this link:
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it is awesome,i just needed a place to store it!!!! Check it out,too!

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alyssa112
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 10:41pm UTC

Missing someone gets easier everyday because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will.

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alyssa112
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 10:36pm UTC

Not all scars show, not all wounds heal Sometimes you can't always see The pain someone feels.
I love this quote.

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alyssa112
posted a quote
February 16, 2009 5:20pm UTC

I believe what doesn't kill you only makes you stranger.
The Joker~~~The Dark knight

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alyssa112
posted a quote
February 16, 2009 4:54pm UTC

My favorite thing about my IPod is that when I turn it up really loud on the bus I can't hear all those annoying people. XD

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alyssa112
posted a quote
February 14, 2009 8:33pm UTC

When I was little:
I would tear the Where's Waldo books to pieces because I could never find him.
I ripped the heads off my Barbies because all they did was stare at me.
I forced my cat to take a ride on my Barbie airplane because it was funny.
I cut into my stuffed animals because I wanted to see if it had a heart like build a bears did.
What a sweet little child I was:)

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alyssa112
posted a quote
February 14, 2009 8:17pm UTC

I wish he could see the way I look at him. I wish he knew about the butterflies in my stomach. I wish he could feel the tremble in my hand. I wish I knew how to tell him. I wish he could know.
Sorry I kind of stole this one. But I liked it and it is so true.

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