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Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms,

I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of Gladiatiors.

I do this until I run out of M&Ms, and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads :
"Please use this M&M for breeding purposes".

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Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms

277 faves · 13 comments · Dec 18, 2011 12:07pm

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JordanThinksYourBeautiful

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morgancolleen · 1 decade ago
guess what im about to dooo!(:
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mikaylah44 · 1 decade ago
lmfao i'm eating m&m's right now...
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Aquacrayonxo · 1 decade ago
LOVEIT :) <333
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Rhys · 1 decade ago
haha i saw this on tumblr too!!
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TBAonmyown · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA i just like peed my pants laughing. Imma do this too!!!
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh! That's so funny! i'll try it next time =) From now on, M&M will be getting a lot of letters...
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xoELEANORox · 1 decade ago
YES.
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
THIS. (:
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megan14amy · 1 decade ago
NO WAY!!! i do this everytime i have M&Ms, i legit did it today! i call it M&M wars!! hahaha yay im not alone:D x
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Feuerchen · 1 decade ago
This is what you do with easter Eggs in Germany xD Well...except for the sending part.
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fouhy12 · 1 decade ago
I do this with goldfish! Anyone else?
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greyskies · 1 decade ago
omfg you made me laugh so hard im crying :)
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rarelove · 1 decade ago
Ha!. i love this!:)
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