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Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to.
Son: NO!
Dad: She's Bill Gate's Daughter.
Son:..oh.. okay, then.
-DAD GOES TO BILL GATES-
Dad: Marry you daughter to my son!
Bill Gates: Hell no!
Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank.
Bill gates: ...oh, ok.
-DAD GOES TO WORLD BANK-
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO!
Employer: NO.
Dad: He's Bill Gate's Son-in-law.
Employer: Oh, okay!
THIS. IS. BUSINESS

 

 

 

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Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to. Son: NO!

1194 faves · 7 comments · Dec 7, 2011 5:27pm

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SparksFly47 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA I love thiss :)
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oneLesslnlygirl · 1 decade ago
This reminds me of the play "How to succeed in business without really trying"...(;
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iwillneverforget · 1 decade ago
LOL if only
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_behind_these_green_eyes · 1 decade ago
this is sooo clever...ommggg((:
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Fluff · 1 decade ago
this is hilarious! :)
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9yeres · 1 decade ago
hahahahha!
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
haha lol (:
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