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leeshasky

1. leeshasky
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   MeThen:
   Ohmygod, I got a 50...my mom's gonna KILL me.
   Me Now:
   WHO ELSE FAILED THE TEST?! HIGHFIVE!
   my old quote(:♥
   
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2. leeshasky
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   March 13, 2012 5:36pm UTC
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3. leeshasky
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   March 4, 2012 6:00pm UTC
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4. leeshasky
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   February 14, 2012 9:40pm UTC
   Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   Sugar is sweet,
   And so are you.
   But the roses are wilting,
   The violets are dead,
   The sugar bowl’s empty,
   And so is your head.
   
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5. leeshasky
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 9:15pm UTC
   Boy And Girl Of Class to Asked Teacher:
   Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?
   Teacher Replied NO Never!!
   Boy Said To Girl :
   See I Told You Not To Worry!!!! ♥
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6. leeshasky
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 9:11pm UTC
   Boy: A girl phoned me
   the other day and said
   Come on over, there’s nobody home.
   I went over...
   Nobody was home ♥
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7. leeshasky
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   Smile is the 2nd best thing You do with ur lips.
   Of course you know the first one…
   It’s keeping ur mouth shut.
   But I like the way You think! ♥
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8. leeshasky
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 8:57pm UTC
   Sardar sends message to his boss:
   "Me sick, no work"
   Boss sends back:
   "when i'm sick i kiss my wife, try it"
   2 hours later sadar replies:
   "Me okay, your wife very sweet"
   
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9. leeshasky
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 8:40pm UTC
   Love is like a pillow.
   You could Hug it when Ur in trouble.
   You could Cry on it when Ur in pain.
   You could Embrace it when Ur happy.
   Want Love without heartbreak?
   Go buy a pillow♥
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10. leeshasky
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Teacher ask”what part of the body goes to heaven first?”
    A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her
    Feet in the air screamin
    GOD I’M COMIN!
    
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11. leeshasky
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    February 14, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr and says “Dr i’ve got aids”
    Dr replys “U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby”
    Jelly Baby says “yes but Dr i’ve been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS! .
    
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12. leeshasky
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    February 14, 2012 7:38pm UTC
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13. leeshasky
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Dont look behind you..
    so you do...
    
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14. leeshasky
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:07pm UTC
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    .is your daddy a baker
    (: beacuse you have nice buns
    ;)
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15. leeshasky
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    February 2, 2012 4:40pm UTC
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    On my mind like nearly every day...
    Just that one i can only dream to
    trip you on your face (:
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
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16. leeshasky
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Lucky:
    A word meaning someone or something ends with a good or happy ending,
    in other words...
    NOT ME!
    
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17. leeshasky
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    Hey...
    If they find out, when they ask heres the story...
    
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18. leeshasky
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    You know my name,
    not my story...!
    ♥
    nmq
    
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19. leeshasky
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    # I HATE IT WHEN...
    your judged for something thats not true.
    ❤
    nmq
    
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20. leeshasky
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    Wanna learn how to trick a blone?
    click here
    
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