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DEAR AMERICANS....
hi, im australian,
No, i dont have a kangaroo.No i dont end every sentance with "mate".No i do not say "fair dinkum" and "bonza" NONE OF US DO!. No its not all red dirt and bush here, were actually known for our beautiful beaches, ever heard of bondi? No were not country folk, were mostly either surfers or hippies :) No we are not drunk all the time.No were not always having barbieques. No i will not "throw another shrimp on the barbie" for one thing we have PRAWNS not SHRIMP in australia. No the dingo didnt take my baby.No we are not all cattle farmers.
But Yes We Have DROP BEARS :)

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DEAR AMERICANS.... hi, im australian, No, i dont have a kangaroo.No

10 faves · 5 comments · Oct 24, 2011 12:34am

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quidditchqueen · 1 decade ago
Haha shush leave skippy out Of this! And yeah we are haha
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alliefish28 · 1 decade ago
ohhh jimi dont lie you know we have a pet kangaroo andd you are a hippie and ima surfer how ironic hahahahaahha
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quidditchqueen · 1 decade ago
haha thanks, in my opinion all aussies are legends :)
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Chickalic2 · 1 decade ago
Yeah. I H8 When Pplz Think Dat Toooo :P
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PippaGirlxx · 1 decade ago
your a legend getting that our to the world, seriously!! im australian i know where your coming from hahaaa :)
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