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           90 people have swine flu and everybody
                         wants to wear a mask,
            a million people have AIDS and nobody
                       wants to wear a condom..
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90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask,

1662 faves · 8 comments · Oct 5, 2011 5:10pm

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soccer0621 · 1 decade ago
idk for sure but im pretty sure the names H1N1..not swine flu...we didnt get it from pigs...
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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
true
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HeidioPHD · 1 decade ago
Did anyone realize that only girls commnted?? Let the guilt soak in boyz
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princessprena · 1 decade ago
It's because the swine flu spreads through the air. HIV/AIDS spreads through unprotected with someone with HIV/AIDS, dirty needles, , fluids, contaminated blood, and boobie milk. I'm forgetting a couple of other things but that's all I remember from biology last year.
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poser1234 · 1 decade ago
lol yeah... feels better without a condom...but being pregnant for 9months sucks and i havent heard anyone raving about having an STD...so...
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ZombieSlayer · 1 decade ago
It's because feels better without a condom.
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chocolate_monsterx3 · 1 decade ago
CONTAGION!! i think they said that there, but tis still funny xD
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DiaDeath · 1 decade ago
I've had swine flu twice c:
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