Why did the chicken cross the road?
John Kerry's Answer:
I agree that the chicken
should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not
get to the other side..
Moses's Answer:
And God came down from the
Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the
road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.
Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has
gone before.
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the
chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on
our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is
against us. There is no middle ground here
Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I
invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road
represented the application of these two different functions of
government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater
services to the American people.
Martha Stewart's Answer:
No one called to warn me
which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the
farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain
level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the
road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
I envision a world where
all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their
motives called into question.
Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why
the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken
crossed the road, and that was good enough for us
Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a
road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the
heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place
anyway?"
John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads
in peace.
Bill Clinton's
Answer:
I did not cross the road
with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define
chicken, please?
Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
Joseph Stalin's Answer:
I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my
omelette.
Emily Dickenson's
Answer:
Because it could not stop
for death.
O.J. Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was playing
golf with it at the time.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? John Kerry's Answer: I agree
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Dec 1, 2008 1:17am
CKTPA · 1 decade ago
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Reflects their personalities..
I love it :))