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live2laugh123456
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November 25, 2008 9:45pm UTC

oh hot damn
this is my jam
keep me partying to the A.M.

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November 22, 2008 2:23pm UTC

Chris Brown died cuz he couldn't see from wall to wall.
Soulja Boy died cuz he cranked it so hard.
Jordin Sparks died cuz she had no air.
Lil Mama died cuz she ran out of lipgloss.
Flo Rida died cuz he go too low.
Fat Joe died cuz he leaned back to far,
Ne-Yo died cuz he couldn't get closer.
Mariah Carey died cuz people keep touching her body.
Second hand serenade died cause he fell for her.
Beyonce died cuz she couldn't move to the left.
Lil Wayne died cuz he choked on a lollipop.
Rhianna died cuz she didn't have her umbrella.
The Pussycat Dolls died cuz they didn't have their bottlepops.
Natasha Bedingfield died cuz she didn't have an angel.
Pitbull died cuz he got to Krazy
Pink died.. So What?
Who killed Alicia Keys? No one.

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