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Doctor: I have some good news and bad news...

Patient: well, what's the bad news?

Doctor: you have 6 months to live

Patient: and the good news?

Doctor: you're pregnant!!

Patient: *sobs*





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Doctor: I have some good news and bad news... Patient: well,

9 faves · 2 comments · Aug 25, 2011 1:32pm

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celtics2468 · 1 decade ago
@xoxJackieexox SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC.
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xoxJackieexox · 1 decade ago
how the hell is that funny? loll, just saying..
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