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First Day of Kindergarden
Girl: Hi there!
Boy: Hi! Will you be my friend?
Girl: Only if you promise not to hurt me.
Boy: What?
Girl: My sister was crying last and said to never be friends with a boy who will hurt you. So will you promise not to hurt me?
Boy: I could never hurt you.
At a Wedding Seventeen Years Later
Bride: You kept your promise.
Groom: What?
Bride: The first time I met you I had you promise to never hurt me and you didn't.
Groom: How could I ever hurt you? I love you.

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