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SmartphOWNED
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Hey max
yo mama's like the library..
shes open to the public
Martin , look who you
just sent this text to..
OH. I'm so sorry mrs.
H.
I didn't actually mean it
It isnt' refering to you its just a
hypethetical joke.
okay martin, but remember
that
yo mama's so ugly her birth
certificate is an apology from
the condom factory.
You just made my day.
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
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Okay. I'm pretty sure this one didnt happen but... why would someone have their "friend"s mum's number? but its so funny anyway. your mum jokes. classic!