I have screwed up 99% of my teenage life

[x] Kissed someone before dating

[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school

[x] Gotten caught chewing gum

[x] Gotten caught cheating on a test 

 

Total so far: 4

 

[x]  Arrived late to class more than 5 times

[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times

[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late

[x] Missed school just because you felt like it

[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class 

 

 Total so far: 9

[x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school

[x] Text people during class

[x] Passed notes

[x] Threw stuff across the room

[x] Laughed at the teacher 

 

Total so far: 14

 

[x] Took pictures during school hours

[x] Called someone during school hours

[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours

 

 Total so far: 17

 

[x] Threw something at the teacher

[x] Went outside the classroom without permission

[x ] Broke the dress code

[x] Failed a class

[x] Ate food during class

 

 

 Total so far: 22

 

[x ] Been called the worst student

[x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly

[x] Didn't take your stuff to school

[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking

 

 

Total so far: 26

 

[x] Faked your parents signature

[x] Slept in class

[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back

[x] Copied homework

[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean

[x ] Thrown food in the lunch room 

[x] put all the same answer on a test

 

Total so far: 33

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