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names MaryKate...don't hate :)

mklove1
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Me: *realizes i'm forever alone*
Me: *becomes sad*
Me: *accepts the fact that i will be alone forever with 90 cats*
Me: *becomes happy*
Me: *realizes 90 cats would mean remembering 90 cats' names*
Me: *back to being sad...*
i just can't ever win...

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mklove1
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 7:18pm UTC

"WHEN YOU EAT A MEAL
and you save your favorite food until the end
but when it's time to eat it, you're too full."
haha...i'm never too full...

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mklove1
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 5:10pm UTC

The sun is new each day
With the promise of opportunity,
Giving you the choice to be free
Letting you show you individually.
But when the sun sets
And the moon appears,
True feelings are shed
With every tear.
Some things made you successful
But are masked by failures,
You simply want to forget it all
Instead you fake it like an actor.
Because when sunrise begins
You must face the truth,
No one will care or understand
So if your troubles were the house, use a smile for the roof.
my poem(;

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mklove1
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March 1, 2012 10:28pm UTC

"i'm voting for Regina because she got hit by a bus."
"i'm voting for Catie because she pushed her."
-Mean Girls <3

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mklove1
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June 2, 2011 11:29am UTC

Selena Gomez..."But when comes to me i wouldn't wanna be anybody else..."
Me... "Well Selena if i was a multi-million dollar actress/ singer who's dating Justin Bieber and Best Friends to Taylor Swift, I'd probably not want to be anybody else too."

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mklove1
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 11:02am UTC

Am i the only one...
who doesn't take the time to read reallyyy long quotes

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mklove1
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 8:17pm UTC

Dory: [in her sleep] Hey, careful with that hammer...
~Finding Nemo
<3

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mklove1
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 8:02pm UTC

OMG!!!
he touched the butt
~Finding Nemo

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mklove1
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 6:01pm UTC

Belly Flops, Flip Flops
Lemonade, In the shade
Blue Skies, Hot Guys
Late Nights, Water Fights
Ice Cream, Sweet Dreams
Bathing Suits, Shooting Hoops
Party Time, School's Out
Sleeping In, Sneaking Out
Summer's here...
<3

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mklove1
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May 29, 2011 11:45pm UTC

Plankton must be reallyyy desperate
if his wife, is a talking computer

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mklove1
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 5:48pm UTC

every class has that one nerd
that would do anything for a hug
ANTHONY

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mklove1
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 5:43pm UTC

everyone wants that high school musical moment...
where either your whole class starts singing or you and your boyfriend start dancing in the rain...
<3

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mklove1
posted a quote
May 23, 2011 4:34pm UTC

Everyone has that one teacher...
there life would be a whole lot better without

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mklove1
posted a quote
May 23, 2011 4:28pm UTC

Does anyone else think. ..
teachers give u the most homework on the last few weeks of school?

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mklove1
posted a quote
May 20, 2011 8:09am UTC

U.S.A.
would be a lot better with us witty girls as President

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mklove1
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May 20, 2011 8:04am UTC

Only Disney
can make a depressed and emo donkey look super adorable

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mklove1
posted a quote
May 19, 2011 7:14pm UTC

Why do Phineas and Ferb have 90,000,000 episodes all about summer then right in the middle of it all... they have a Christmas episode?

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