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5 things you can't do;
1) Lick your elbow.
2) tickle yourself.
3) Draw The Number Six While Making Clockwise Circles With Your Leg.
4) Fit your whole fist in your mouth.
5) Sneeze with your eyes open.

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5 things you can't do; 1) Lick your elbow. 2) tickle yourself.

400 faves · 46 comments · Apr 29, 2011 4:52pm

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juliagoolia · 1 decade ago
to make the 6 clockwise you just start from the middle and go out .. hahah (:
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punky27 · 1 decade ago
My little sister can do 1 and I can do 2. You should really think about it; a lot of people can do these things. It's dumb how people say that licking your elbow is impossible. I know at least 5 people who can.
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xoamberox · 1 decade ago
i can soooo do #3
and my friend can lick his elbow
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xdanielaax3 · 1 decade ago
You can do 3 easy if u start from where u from where you end from 6 :)
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hollithethhird · 1 decade ago
i can do number 3... with practice
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KaraFLIPS · 1 decade ago
I've done 1,2,3,4 & my sister can do five :)
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brokengirl33 · 1 decade ago
i can fit my entire hand in my mouth.. hahahahahahahha
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maeva · 1 decade ago
i can lick my elbow ! :)
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carolineblueeyes · 1 decade ago
i can do 3 easy
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xobiebesxo · 1 decade ago
jocker.
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neonpandaninja · 1 decade ago
I can do 1, 3, 4 and 5...
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PinkTiger12 · 1 decade ago
i can do #3 ; )
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oliviaaxxforever · 1 decade ago
facebook...
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hail3ex1 · 1 decade ago
i can lick my elbow!
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tonilicious3000 · 1 decade ago
i can lick my elbow, tickle myself, and fit my fist in my mouth....BOOSHAAA!!!
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LaurenMariiiex3 · 1 decade ago
I can do all of them besides five.

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soccerplayah11 · 1 decade ago
i can do 2 and 3...and if u guys can do 5 please stop..i read somewhere that u can pop a vessel and ur body from that and possibly die
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XoLiveForTheMomentXo · 1 decade ago
my brother can lick his elboww
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IxLovexStevex · 1 decade ago
I can do 1,2,3,4 and prob 5 ..
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marissaaa · 1 decade ago
i an do 2,3, nd 4 O.O
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