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58 faves · 72 comments · Apr 10, 2011 12:54pm

annathezombie

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DreaGnR21 · 1 decade ago
"I hit on Edward Cullen because I liked his shoes."
lol this made my day :)
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xXxRandomizerXxX · 1 decade ago
I got drunk with P. Diddy,because I need money. o.O
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setthemusicfree · 1 decade ago
I'm pretending I was born two days early, okayy? I baked a cake for Alex Gaskarth because I forgot protection(;

You see, saying Bruno Mars for that one just isn't the same ♥
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xjaseyrae · 1 decade ago
I taught Justin Bieber how to dougie, because he turns me on. (OMFG WIN:D)
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Tamtam97 · 1 decade ago
I got high with Charlie Sheen because im hot like that.
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BaybeFayce · 1 decade ago
I serenaded Ashton Kutchur because he turns me on. ;)
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tay12 · 1 decade ago
I slapped bruno mars because i like his shoes
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cutiepiebre · 1 decade ago
i saw a movie with justin bieber cause im hot like that lmfao yay for mehh !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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crazyclaire · 1 decade ago
i slapped rebecca black because i forgot protection.
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Alexcakees · 1 decade ago
I licked Taylor Lautner because he turns me on:'D
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XoILYoX · 1 decade ago
i licked edward cullen becaue we were both naked. HAHAHAH lovee it.
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JustAnOrdinaryGirl · 1 decade ago
I slapped taylor lautner because he turns me on. true story.
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NoLove__ · 1 decade ago
i slapped rebecca black because im hot like that;*
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victoria3197 · 1 decade ago
i cussed out miley cyrus because i was born this way
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thedingbat · 1 decade ago
I Rebecca Black because I'm hot like that;-)
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lilmissraej · 1 decade ago
i got drunk with zack efron because i'm hot like that.
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xoTayxo14 · 1 decade ago
i got drunk with taylor swift because i was born this way
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30604 · 1 decade ago
I backed a cake for Eminem because he turns me on
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fathema · 1 decade ago
I slapped snooki because i'm underage
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TheMaria583 · 1 decade ago
I cussed out Miley Cyrus cause I was BORN THIS WAY
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