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It takes police too long
to respond to 911 calls.
If  I'm  ever getting robbed,
 I'm ordering Chinese
and asking them to bring a gun.
 
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It takes police too long to respond to 911 calls. If I'm

416 faves · 2 comments · Jan 30, 2011 8:46pm

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bananasquish3 · 1 decade ago
alllyyyy hahhahaa(:(:(:(:
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PeaceOutt__ · 1 decade ago
Bahahahah! I freakkin love this! (:
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